yo, ho, woah, ho, a pirate’s life for me

here’s something i never thought i’d read in the 21st century: pirates attack cruise ship. huh? am i the only one that did a double-take upon seeing that headline? apparently they were in search of “loot!” hahaha!

i wasn’t aware that there were any pirates left. i thought they sort of gave up and became terrorists once air travel really caught on. but i suppose lately we do seem to be stepping back in time (and not in a happy-go-lucky kylie sort of way). a key example? while it might seem ridiculously unfathomable, madonna looks set to revive disco and leotards.

more importantly, our backwoods president is doing his best to appoint supreme court justices that will likely undo everything positive that has been done for our country in the past few decades (and they might just try to reverse evolution, while they’re at it).

hmmm… if only we could get the pirates to go after the real bad guys…. dubya definitely has some loot! and i wouldn’t object to him walking the plank. would you?