me and dakota

it’s no secret among my friends that i think dakota fanning is annoying. yeah, she’s cute in her own way, but as i watched war of the worlds this past summer i couldn’t help but pray that her character would get hit by one of those alien lasers (even though i knew deep down they’d never kill her off).

anyway, my friend karen recently sent me this outrageously funny photoshopped pic (that’s my head on the body of dakota’s date). the best bit, i think, is that i would probably wear something like that - especially the shoes! on top of that, the body language totally conveys how i would feel with her wiry little arm around me.