help wanted!

heidi fleiss announced yesterday that she plans to open a male brothel in nevada. the former hollywood madam is currently looking for male prostitutes for her new venture, dubbed ‘heidi’s stud farm.’

an hour with the man-meat of your choice will cost about $250 an hour, plus tip (which fleiss says is much less than her lady whores used to make back in the good ol’ days). the brothel claims to cater to women, though it remains to be seen whether or not they will turn away male clients.

fleiss boasted, “i am going to have the sexiest men on earth.” if you think you’ve got what it takes (the primary requirements include a chiseled body and a lack of self-respect), this could be an amazing opportunity. applicants beware! there’s no telling what you’ll have to do for the boss to land this job.