happy thanksgiving, everyone! i hope you can enjoy our nation’s most gluttonous holiday, even if you’re forced to spend it with an annoying relative.

but let’s not dwell on that. just pour yourself a glass of wine and flip on the television. if you’re not into football, at least mariah and toni braxton are performing at the annual detroit lions thanksgiving day game.

as for tomorrow, if you’re certifiably insane, have fun shopping. i sure as hell will not be at the mall. also, if you are planning on visiting wal-mart while gift-hunting in the next month, make sure you check out this documentary first. i watched the high cost of low price last weekend, and it might just be the most frightening film i’ve ever seen. seriously, it’s much worse than you think.

of course, i could never finish on such a sour note. here’s something to cheer you up - a very funny turkey day e-card spoof of “i will survive.”