a new mexico woman filed a restraining order this week against late show host david letterman. she claimed he had been using secret code words and guestures while hosting his show to personally torture her.

apparently the local judge actually granted the restraining order to this disturbed, delusional woman - whom dave has actually never met. i’m not sure if letterman violates the conditions of the order if she tunes into his program.

in other dave news, here’s something else to make you laugh. check out his top ten signs you’re a gay cowboy.