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    britney plots her return


    2006 - 01.31

    Posted in Britney Spears, General, Television | No Comments »

    britneykevin2.jpgit was announced today that britney will finally return to work after the birth of her first child, sean preston, just a few months ago. in a surprising move, she will not be releasing a new record – instead she will be a guest star on will & grace.

    the appearance is sure to please her massive gay fanbase – especially sean hayes. it seems there’s just one thing standing in the way of success: her fat ass! cut out a few carbs, sweetheart… and remember, you don’t have nearly as much work ahead of you as janet jackson.

    a reason to watch the winter olympics


    2006 - 01.28

    Posted in General | 1 Comment »

    jeremybloom.jpgi’m not quite gay enough to really enjoy ice skating, so i’ve never really had a reason before… what can i say, they just never did it for me! after seeing a photo spread in a magazine featuring the men of the 2006 olympics, i might have had a change of heart.

    i present exhibit a: jeremy bloom. i’d seen a photo of him before, but didn’t know who he really was. i’m not usually into the preppy/jock types, but upon a second look, there was something about his smile (among other things!) that drew me in.

    jeremy is competing in the freestyle skiing competition. unfortunately the extreme temperatures will require him to wear a bit more clothing. regardless, i wish him the best of luck!

    shock horror! clay aiken outed


    2006 - 01.27

    Posted in American Idol | 1 Comment »

    after yesterday’s earth-shattering news about kenny chesney, i’m sure we’re all shocked by the news that american idol star clay aiken is also a weiner smoker. the rumors have been around for a while, but now some guy has sold his story about his sexual liason with clay to national enquirer.

    you know why no one has gone to the tabloids before now? because no one wants to admit sleeping with clay’s nasty ass! this guy must have done it just because he knew he could cash in on the story.

    ok, so kenny chesney and clay aiken like dick. but they’re both gross. when is someone hot going to be outed?

    technically true


    2006 - 01.26

    Posted in General | 2 Comments »

    months after everyone else, fox news reported today that country star (and renee zellweger’s “fraudulent” ex-husband) kenny chesney is absolutely positively not gay. apparently some skanky stewardess announced to an entire plane load of people (did she do it over the intercom??) that she had been his lover for ten years way back when.

    well, i have sources who confirm her claim. i do live in nashville, you know! these sources also claim he also had a male lover for several years, technically making him bisexual.

    so i guess when he says he’s not gay, he actually believes he’s telling the truth – even if it’s misleading. i’ve been paying close attention, and so far i have yet to hear him refer to himself as “straight” either; it’s always “not gay.” haha, he’s gotta be a total bottom.

    (via towleroad)

    think pink


    2006 - 01.25

    Posted in General | No Comments »

    i’ve always liked pink. after seeing her new video, “stupid girls,” i like her even more.

    in the clip for the first single from her upcoming fourth album, she makes fun of several clueless starlets, including paris hilton, jessica simpson, lindsay lohan and mary-kate olsen. and she does it very very well.

    i’m very happy to see ms hart’s return to form. the best part of all is her attitude. i read recently that she is ambivalent about her popularity, saying, “i don’t give a fuck if this one bombs.” somehow, i don’t see that happening this time around.

    (via popbytes and a socialite’s life)

    god gave rock and roll to you


    2006 - 01.23

    Posted in General, Hot Rockstar Club | 1 Comment »

    michaelvanlondon.jpgthis week’s hot rocker is a virtual unknown. his name is michael van london, and i think he’s gorgeous – even if he looks more like a model than a rock star. guess what else? he likes boys! that makes him even hotter.

    apparently he played every instrument on his brand new album, fortunes of misfortunes. that’s pretty impressive. on top of that, queerty compares him to ryan adams. this is a good thing. plus he says juliana hatfield is his favorite artist. this is a very good thing.

    if things take off for him, i can’t wait for the racy advocate pictorial.

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