mariah, stop stealing nicole’s cheeseburgers!

it looks like someone gorged this holiday season, while someone else snorted her supper.

i guess mariah did have a reason to celebrate (she did have the number one album and single of the year, which is no small feat). after watching her new year’s performance in times square, i’m thinking she went a little overboard with the christmas cookies.

perhaps nicole should have “celebrated” a little less with the nose candy. she looks like a walking corpse.

i wonder what would happen if these two crazy bitches got together. would they balance each other out… or just kill each other?

(photos via a socialite’s life)