it turns out my favorite tattooed bad boy, carey hart, has tied the knot with that poser bitch pink. i’m kidding, i like pink. i’m just a little jealous, that’s all.

one night a few months ago i was watching an episode of the surreal life with my boyfriend when mr. hart appeared (looking very hot, no doubt). having had a few cocktails, i confessed my crush… and i have yet to hear the end of it.

congrats to the happy couple… i guess.