wasn’t it just two weeks ago that i was swooning over jared leto? it appears that he’s plumped up for his latest movie role - as john lennon’s killer in chapter 27 (which co-stars his rumored playmate lindsay lohan).

i’m just going to assume jared is wearing a little extra padding and some heavy make-up. i mean, slutty lindsay is surely too shallow to go after anyone who isn’t at the top of their game. well, maybe not.

but nevermind. even if jared has packed on the pounds, maybe he’ll follow in charlize theron’s footsteps and win an oscar. haha! ok, i doubt it. sorry fatboy!

(via a socialite’s life and d listed)