months after everyone else, fox news reported today that country star (and renee zellweger’s “fraudulent” ex-husband) kenny chesney is absolutely positively not gay. apparently some skanky stewardess announced to an entire plane load of people (did she do it over the intercom??) that she had been his lover for ten years way back when.
well, i have sources who confirm her claim. i do live in nashville, you know! these sources also claim he also had a male lover for several years, technically making him bisexual.
so i guess when he says he’s not gay, he actually believes he’s telling the truth - even if it’s misleading. i’ve been paying close attention, and so far i have yet to hear him refer to himself as “straight” either; it’s always “not gay.” haha, he’s gotta be a total bottom.
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Nathan | 27-Jan-06 at 9:42 am | Permalink
honey, no straight…or bisexual…man prances around the stage like that. he is gay, gay, gay.
I’m still anticipating the Kenny-Tim-Billy sandwich. Hell, I’d throw in Keith for good measure :)
Courtney | 29-Apr-06 at 9:06 pm | Permalink
HAH! I hate hate hate this man and everything he stands for. I think it’s the white shelled necklace or maybe the way too tight jeans. or maybe his awful hat. Maybe it’s just that I hate country music.