it was announced today that britney will finally return to work after the birth of her first child, sean preston, just a few months ago. in a surprising move, she will not be releasing a new record - instead she will be a guest star on will & grace.

the appearance is sure to please her massive gay fanbase - especially sean hayes. it seems there’s just one thing standing in the way of success: her fat ass! cut out a few carbs, sweetheart… and remember, you don’t have nearly as much work ahead of you as janet jackson.