according to reports, tommy lee’s beer goggles have been getting a little fuzzier lately. he was recently spotted flirting with a smokin-hot babe, only it turned out that she was actually a he… and tommy didn’t know it.
after a few tequila shots with a tranny called nina, things started getting very friendly. nina must have been this close to getting lucky before tommy’s security guard intervened, whispering the truth into tommy’s ear. as dlisted opines, he’s probably banged a drag queen before. i mean, tommy lee doesn’t always have sober help around to tell him who he shouldn’t sleep with (or who might have a dick!).
i’ve had similar experiences even without complete intoxication. i admit, a time or two i’ve spotted someone attractive from across the room only to figure out - upon closer inspection - that it was a lesbian. d’oh!
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