alan cumming is a dirty whore

apparently the flamboyant actor/fragrance pedlar had a wild weekend - which included a big sack of blow and a basement orgy! hmmm, i wonder… was he celebrating nyc’s fashion week or was there some other special occasion? for some reason, this does not suprise me in the least.

somebody once told me once that i look kinda like mr. cumming. no offense to you, alan, but i don’t take that as a compliment.