¡viva la graham!

rumors continue to surface about the sordid drug past of kate moss. some of them may be true, some may be make believe, but all of them seemed like desperate bids for attention by whomever was spreading the gossip.

i’ve ignored it all, until now, because this is just so outrageous it’s probably true. it has emerged that kate used to stash her drugs in a gem-encrusted faberge egg (including a plentiful supply of cocaine, ecstasy and rohypnol). while i cannot condone such irresponsible behavior, i must give clever kate credit for her resourcefulness. i wish i’d thought of that, darling!

joking aside, something tells me the folks at faberge won’t be advertising this unconventional use of their product… though stranger things have happened.