the people that write for the best fake newspaper around, the onion, are comic geniuses. after perusing the web site today, here are a few of my favorite headlines:
nation’s porn stars demand to be fucked harder
democrats vow not to give up hopelessness
diners slightly unnerved that waitress didn’t write down order
sean penn demands to know what asshole took seanpenn@gmail.com
the stories are just as funny, i assure you. just click on the headline to read them. by far my favorite was a mock-up of a fake paper from 1945. one of the lead stories? our first lesbian president. it’s funny because it might/could have been 100 percent true. well, at least the part about eleanor roosevelt being a dyke.
Nathan | 21-Mar-06 at 9:08 am | Permalink
haha, awesome!
The site isn’t coming up for some reason, but I’ll keep trying. looks like funny stories!