oscar-winning actress gwyneth paltrow confirmed speculation today that she is bat-shit crazy after giving birth to her second child this past weekend and naming him moses. gwyneth’s daughter, apple, is thrilled that she is no longer the only member of the family with a completely ridiculous name.
also, it turns out that little moses gets his name from a coldplay song! proud papa and infamous narcissist chris martin is most definitely the one to blame.
update: last night on the showbiz show, david spade told the best joke i’ve heard about chris, gwyneth and their new arrival. it went something like this: “moses and his mother are resting safely at home, and they are both doing fine - other than her burning bush.”
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