¡viva la graham!

cnn’s inimitable anderson cooper must be getting the lowdown on gay tv from carson kressley, as he recently dished to entertainment weekly about his taste for mtv’s my super sweet 16, among others. i bet carson totally identified with bjorn, the ultra-queeny guy with the dreadlocks who had a fashion show for his birthday.

i actually can’t hold this against anyone (particularly anderson!), because i’ve obviously seen it myself! on an equally embarrassing note, yesterday i was sick and bored, so i watched a marathon of who’s wedding is it anyway? on the style network. which is more pathetic? i’m not quite sure.

beyonce has revealed details about her forthcoming sophomore solo cd, which she has amusingly decided to call b’day. maybe it’s because no one puts an apostrophe in there, everyone puts a hyphen - but when i first saw that, i totally thought beyonce was giving a shout out to the french ass & cooch cleaner. i was all, girl, you spelled it wrong, but i guess that’s just you keepin’ it street! then i kept reading and and i realized it was in reference to the album coming out on her birthday. bo-ring!

ok, in this post i just realized i sound like mk over at d listed. it must be the post-holiday haze.

thank god for annie. not only is she a sex bomb, she is also one of the most talented poptarts in the world. that said, i’d love to give her some props by naming “heartbeat” the video of the week. annie, we are anxiously awaiting the new album, but do not worry because we are still loving what you’ve done so far.

snoop dogg must be hard up for cash, because his appearance in the new pussycat dolls video is laughable. ok, so i did like that one song of theirs (not “don’t cha”, that one was too faggy for me)… but can they go away now, please?

seriously, baby spice has more talent in her little finger. and that bit with the chairs in the “buttons” clip - britney did that ten times better in “stronger!” aaah! i apologize for ranting, but these bitches get me going. snoop, fire your agent.

… and it’s a boy!! they kept saying it was going to be a girl, but this still doesn’t really surprise me. gwen has always been ‘one of the guys’ so it seems only fitting that she would add another to her posse (albeit unknowingly).

also, she managed to choose a unique name without being completely ridiculous! nothing like moses or (yikes!) pilot inspector. he’s called kingston james mcgregor rossdale. it’s a very english sort of name, don’t you think? i love it.

congrats, gwen! now rest up… and then get back to work (pretty please). we’re still waiting for that next solo album!!

i’m having heart palpitations…. because apparently jared leto came out last night. i didn’t see this one coming.

now, i can’t get too excited. he did make the announcement in an online interview, so it’s anyone’s guess as to how serious he was being (he said he was at the time). also, we must remember that being a faux fag would be a brilliant p.r. move. his profile would definitely go up - even though the backlash from the gays could be monumental if he was just funnin’.

hmmm. i suppose we’ll just have to wait and see. i want to see him making out on the red carpet with jake shears. oh my god, wouldn’t that be hot? whew! somebody turn up the air in here!

update: leto has gone back in the closet! boo hiss. but here’s a consolation prize.

you might not know it, but my family name is of welsh origin. as a result, i always feel a certain affection for my fellow countrymen - especially if they’re as lovely as kelly jones, frontman for the stereophonics. as a tribute to my ancestors, i will bestow upon mr. jones the most prestigious of honors. you guessed it - he’s this week’s hot rocker!

i’ve seen his band in concert several times, and he is even more attractive in person. like several of my favorite musicians, he is also on the short side… but does that sort of thing really matter in your fantasies? hardly.

what are the odds of having back-to-back posts on the actors from 90210?? it’s got to be a million to one. yet here we are.

recognize this guy? it’s brian austin green - donna martin’s nerdy boyfriend! he’s shown here getting a hand job from his girlfriend on the patio at some random restaurant. i never thought i’d say this, but check out the wood on him!

a few things could have happened next: they could have had a quickie in the bathroom, she could have finished him off right there (just imagine the sticky mess in those jeans!), or he could have gotten a very wicked case of blue balls. i bet it was the latter… ouch!!

on last night’s american idol, apparently tori spelling was deemed too d-list to point out when the show cut to an audience shot. perhaps she’s a good friend of katharine mcphee… but somehow i doubt it.

poor tori can’t catch a break. she’s been a joke ever since she made her debut as donna martin on 90210 - a show her dad created (though i’m sure it’s true, as it was claimed, that she auditioned under a psuedonym and got the role based on her own abilities!). even after surprising supporting performances (the house of yes, trick), and her clever vh1 show, so notorious, things aren’t getting any better. that’s ok, tori! i know it’s not much, but at least you’ve got me in your court.

(image via towleroad)

i know it’s been a few days since everyone found out about this, but i couldn’t just let it pass. plus a friend of mine said she wouldn’t forgive me if i did!

i thought i was seeing things when i read that tommy hilfiger attacked axl rose at a manhattan club. how could a fashion mogul start a fight with a rock star (even if he’s the singer for guns ‘n roses)? it just doesn’t make sense. “he just kept smacking me,” axl told the press, saying that all he did was move tommy’s “girlfriend’s” drink so it wouldn’t spill.

whatever the reason for the spat - and for axl’s decision to not fight back - i must say that i was happy hear that this homophobic has-been finally got bitch-slapped. it sure was long overdue!