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    anderson’s confessions


    2006 - 05.31

    andersoncarson.jpgcnn’s inimitable anderson cooper must be getting the lowdown on gay tv from carson kressley, as he recently dished to entertainment weekly about his taste for mtv’s my super sweet 16, among others. i bet carson totally identified with bjorn, the ultra-queeny guy with the dreadlocks who had a fashion show for his birthday.

    i actually can’t hold this against anyone (particularly anderson!), because i’ve obviously seen it myself! on an equally embarrassing note, yesterday i was sick and bored, so i watched a marathon of who’s wedding is it anyway? on the style network. which is more pathetic? i’m not quite sure.

    unfortunate implications


    2006 - 05.30

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    beyonce has revealed details about her forthcoming sophomore solo cd, which she has amusingly decided to call b’day. maybe it’s because no one puts an apostrophe in there, everyone puts a hyphen – but when i first saw that, i totally thought beyonce was giving a shout out to the french ass & cooch cleaner. i was all, girl, you spelled it wrong, but i guess that’s just you keepin’ it street! then i kept reading and and i realized it was in reference to the album coming out on her birthday. bo-ring!

    ok, in this post i just realized i sound like mk over at d listed. it must be the post-holiday haze.

    like a melody


    2006 - 05.28
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    thank god for annie. not only is she a sex bomb, she is also one of the most talented poptarts in the world. that said, i’d love to give her some props by naming “heartbeat” the video of the week. annie, we are anxiously awaiting the new album, but do not worry because we are still loving what you’ve done so far.

    for hire


    2006 - 05.28
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    snoop dogg must be hard up for cash, because his appearance in the new pussycat dolls video is laughable. ok, so i did like that one song of theirs (not “don’t cha”, that one was too faggy for me)… but can they go away now, please?

    seriously, baby spice has more talent in her little finger. and that bit with the chairs in the “buttons” clip – britney did that ten times better in “stronger!” aaah! i apologize for ranting, but these bitches get me going. snoop, fire your agent.

    gwen gives birth


    2006 - 05.26

    gwenstefanipreggers.jpgand it’s a boy!! they kept saying it was going to be a girl, but this still doesn’t really surprise me. gwen has always been ‘one of the guys’ so it seems only fitting that she would add another to her posse (albeit unknowingly).

    also, she managed to choose a unique name without being completely ridiculous! nothing like moses or (yikes!) pilot inspector. he’s called kingston james mcgregor rossdale. it’s a very english sort of name, don’t you think? i love it.

    congrats, gwen! now rest up… and then get back to work (pretty please). we’re still waiting for that next solo album!!

    too good to be true?


    2006 - 05.26
    jaredleto4.jpgi’m having heart palpitations…. because apparently jared leto came out last night. i didn’t see this one coming.

    now, i can’t get too excited. he did make the announcement in an online interview, so it’s anyone’s guess as to how serious he was being (he said he was at the time). also, we must remember that being a faux fag would be a brilliant p.r. move. his profile would definitely go up – even though the backlash from the gays could be monumental if he was just funnin’.

    hmmm. i suppose we’ll just have to wait and see. i want to see him making out on the red carpet with jake shears. oh my god, wouldn’t that be hot? whew! somebody turn up the air in here!

    update: leto has gone back in the closet! boo hiss. but here’s a consolation prize.


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