my so-called band

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check out this picture of jared leto. from what i hear, he’s not really exaggerating with that strategically placed baseball bat… but let’s move on.

tonight might be the night when my path crosses with his, even if it won’t be in the way i would really like. he could be roaming the streets of nashville today, as he is in town on tour with his “band,” 30 seconds to mars. if only i knew where he was staying, i’d stake the place out (hey, when i heard the spice girls were staying at loew’s back in ‘99, i was there!).

most likely i will have to pay $15 to see him just like everyone else. i bet the audience will consist mostly of girls and gay men, because hardly anyone will be there for the music.

hmmm… i wonder if jared has dropped the weight he gained for that movie he did with lindsay lohan. if i do go, i’ll bring a sign just for him that says, “i don’t care if you’re fat!” even if it’s not true.