i know this isn’t news – he’s been sporting that ’stache for months now… but after seeing the new cover of nme, i can’t keep quiet any longer. i find it horribly unflattering.*
once upon a time i thought brandon was magically delicious (despite his monstrous ego), but i’m really not feeling this new look. the hipsters are definitely to blame. and what’s up with that bolo tie? i thought those were usually reserved for texas oil entrepreneurs – or nutjobs like jack white. it’s all gone to your head, man!
most importantly – where’s the eyeliner? suddenly i get the feeling that the next killers album could be awful. shall we have an intervention?
*i must mention that i’ve always hated mustaches – it’s a personal preference. but i don’t care what anyone else says, brandon looks like he’s trying too hard. definitely not hot.
this clip from the daily show is absolutely hysterical. in it, a suburban soccer mom voices her distaste for a local mexican restaurant called the pink taco. correspondent ed helms suggests the name might be less offensive is it was simply called “vagina taco.” better still, the fratboy owner struggles to defend his innocence, insisting the name comes from the eatery’s signature dish…. and the jokes keep coming. so just watch it already!
let me get this straight… american idol finalist 
i doubt anyone remembers 
