i know this isn’t news - he’s been sporting that ’stache for months now… but after seeing the new cover of nme, i can’t keep quiet any longer. i find it horribly unflattering.*
once upon a time i thought brandon was magically delicious (despite his monstrous ego), but i’m really not feeling this new look. the hipsters are definitely to blame. and what’s up with that bolo tie? i thought those were usually reserved for texas oil entrepreneurs - or nutjobs like jack white. it’s all gone to your head, man!
most importantly - where’s the eyeliner? suddenly i get the feeling that the next killers album could be awful. shall we have an intervention?
*i must mention that i’ve always hated mustaches - it’s a personal preference. but i don’t care what anyone else says, brandon looks like he’s trying too hard. definitely not hot.
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