lindsay finds her soulmate
July 7th, 2006 9.43 am

and it’s that guy that owns the pink taco (his name is harry morton, like it matters)! i’m not sure if you caught the daily show clip i posted last week, but in it this guy proves that his common sense does not measure up to his business sense. calling a mexican restaurant the pink taco? genius. claiming that the vagina monologues is a play about a cooch that talks? monumentally idiotic. now he’s hooked up with lindsay lohan, and it’s a match made in dumb-fuck heaven! also, we can be certain that he has already stuck his spicy taquito in her pink taco. i’m sure sour cream was involved… gross, i know! thanks to peaches, i’m in a dirty mood. what can i say?