kid rock and pamela anderson were married today in st. tropez. the level of class at the ceremony can best be illustrated with the above photo (note the bottle of bud in kid rock’s hand). at the actual ceremony, however, pam wore less clothes. but that’s not a surprise, is it?

as the happy couple previously revealed, there is going to be a reception in nashville at some point in the very near future. i, for one, would love to crash this party - so i’ve made up a list of possible locations in town where the newlyweds might celebrate.

• bar twenty3 - kid and pam have been known to frequent this hotspot before, probably because they were immediately granted access to the upstairs v.i.p. area. guess what, kids? so have i. big fuckin’ deal.
• christie’s cabaret - only these two would have their party at a strip club, and if they chose any of the titty bars in music city, this would be it. only if kid could bring his own d.j., of course.
• layl’a rul - you might think this place is a bit too posh for this crew, but kid rock has been seen here on many occasions… obviously, they’ll let in anybody who’s got the green.
• union station - this vintage hotel used to be the railroad transport hub in nashville. nowadays, it’s the most upscale, gorgeous venue in town. if i had the money, i would have my party here… but this is undoubtedly too high-brow for them.
• white trash cafe - i don’t even know if they have heard of this meat and three, but from the name alone, i know it would suit them. don’t you agree?

i’m going to keep my ears open. but if you hear any news about the whereabouts of the upcoming soiree, let me know! i’m sure i can weasel my way in somehow.