nicole kidman leaves her mark

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remember when someone was selling a piece of britney spears’ chewed-up gum on ebay? it seems that a starstruck redneck was equally excited by what nicole kidman left behind after leaving a nashville restaurant with hubby keith urban.

this time, however, it wasn’t even a spit-out stick of extra that caused a stir. it was the indentation on the cushion on which kidman had been sitting. as the hapless reveler took a camera phone photo of her chair, he exclaimed to whomever would listen: “look! it’s her butt cheek marks!” i’m really not sure if i should laugh or cry.

related: nicole & keith’s coming out, totally not together