borrowing a page from the highly sarcastic steven colbert, i’ve decided to bestow upon my readers my own version of his notorious lists of annoyances: the slightly unnerving, classified as “on notice”; and the hopelessly unforgivable, most aptly referred to as “dead to me.” as you might expect, my lists will deal mostly with pop culture, with perhaps a few random displeasures thrown in for good measure…. let’s compare notes, shall we?
UPDATE: see the bottom of this post for my personalized “on notice” list courtesy of shipbrook.com (with a few added on for good measure!). give it a try!
ON NOTICE
vanessa minnillo – we do not need to see your face everywhere just because you may or may not be fucking nick lachey.
pink is the new blog – perhaps one of the most irritating, overrated gossip blogs around… but there’s no accounting for taste.
jay manuel – members of the fashion police are supposed to be bitchy, but why can’t he take it like he can dish it?
panic! at the disco – i fear we will forever be forced to endure mediocre bands with ridiculous names.
a.d.d. – such a clever excuse for being slow!
DEAD TO ME
laguna beach – though it never seemed possible, it just keeps getting worse.
fergie’s “london bridge” – it was cute when gwen did it. not so much for you.
dude from nickelback – i don’t know your name, but your voice (and face) haunt my nightmares.
karl lagerfeld – you frighten me. seriously.
i.b.s. – for some reason, i’m sure you’ll afflict me in the future. so i’m going to start hating you now.
