borrowing a page from the highly sarcastic steven colbert, i’ve decided to bestow upon my readers my own version of his notorious lists of annoyances: the slightly unnerving, classified as “on notice”; and the hopelessly unforgivable, most aptly referred to as “dead to me.” as you might expect, my lists will deal mostly with pop culture, with perhaps a few random displeasures thrown in for good measure…. let’s compare notes, shall we?
UPDATE: see the bottom of this post for my personalized “on notice” list courtesy of shipbrook.com (with a few added on for good measure!). give it a try!
ON NOTICE
vanessa minnillo - we do not need to see your face everywhere just because you may or may not be fucking nick lachey.
pink is the new blog - perhaps one of the most irritating, overrated gossip blogs around… but there’s no accounting for taste.
jay manuel - members of the fashion police are supposed to be bitchy, but why can’t he take it like he can dish it?
panic! at the disco - i fear we will forever be forced to endure mediocre bands with ridiculous names.
a.d.d. - such a clever excuse for being slow!
DEAD TO ME
laguna beach - though it never seemed possible, it just keeps getting worse.
fergie’s “london bridge” - it was cute when gwen did it. not so much for you.
dude from nickelback - i don’t know your name, but your voice (and face) haunt my nightmares.
karl lagerfeld - you frighten me. seriously.
i.b.s. - for some reason, i’m sure you’ll afflict me in the future. so i’m going to start hating you now.
Nathan Exposed | 03-Sep-06 at 11:34 am | Permalink
The new look is great, and I’m glad you’re taking advantage of Wordpress’ user accounts. It’s much easier to monitor comments when registered users post.
Regarding I.B.S. - I have had it for 9 years now. Trust me, you should hate it. It’s a slow suffering condition because you can’t die from it, and yet it makes you feel like dying. Blah!