it’s not really her in the video, mind you, but it is set to her latest single, “jump.” i highly advise that you check this out. while it is very well done for a fan-made clip, it raises several questions:

1. who the hell is hilye, this strange creature trying to pass herself off as madonna?
2. is this hilye a woman or a man in drag? i thought i saw an adam’s apple, but i couldn’t tell for sure.
3. why didn’t hilye bother to actually learn the song before shooting this elaborate video? madonna, a notorious perfectionist, would not be amused.
4. is hilye available for entertainment purposes at parties and weddings? she’d be such a hit, i just know it!