choose or lose

tyson5.jpgi’m not sure why, but all-american rejects frontman tyson ritter has promised fans that the band will strip down if they make it to number one on trl. he declined to say whether or not they would circle jerk or just shake their dicks around helicopter style. for some reason i thought these guys had higher aspirations.

nevertheless, i can’t say i wouldn’t like to see them succeed. for some reason i’m convinced that tyler is packing. i guess we’ll have to wait and see whether or not my hunch is correct…