¡viva la graham!

a friend of mine submitted an old photo of me to this “celebrity look-alike” web site. the results are astonishingly twisted and hysterical…

i swear they somehow knew how much i loathe john mayer!! also, i think it’s intriguing how i can look like both chris noth, heidi klum, and the gay guy from westlife. haha!

the scissor sisters final u.k. show turned out to be a gay old time… even more than usual!

saucy songstress lily allen, who definitely has her share of queer fans, lived it up with jake shears after the performance. several others were also in attendance, including sir ian mckellan and popstar sophie ellis bextor (below with babydaddy), the “murder on the dancefloor” diva - who we’re excited to hear is currently finishing up work on her next album.

new single “land of a thousand words” is out in the u.k. next week, which makes me wonder which track is next. my vote’s for “i can’t decide”!! can’t get enough of it.

[photos via towleroad]

i keep hearing how i have to catch casino royale, the new 007 movie. lord knows i want to, but as you can tell from the recent lack of posts, life outside the blogosphere has been busy lately!!

speaking of bond, apparently daniel craig thinks future flicks in the series should include dick shots and gay trysts… or something like that! from what i gather (see photo), i can’t say i wouldn’t appreciate the gesture.

i don’t think poor britney realizes that paris hilton isn’t really a step up from k-fed. it’s obvious that they’re both doing this for the publicity, but i still think britney could find someone less ridiculous to get a shred of cred back. taking out those horrible extentions would help, too.

who should save her then? hmmm, timbaland seems to be able to turn around just about anybody’s career these days, and i hear he’s on board for her next project. but i think by the time britney gets it in gear, his time may be up. only time will tell.

the scissor sisters continue to gain stateside exposure in the most unconventional ways. they’ve already appeared on dancing with the stars, and now it has been announced that the band will make their soap opera debut on the most outrageous of daytime dramas, nbc’s passions. given the camp level of the band, this is a perfect match.

viewers will be treated with performances of “i don’t feel like dancing” and “land of a thousand words.” the best part, however, is that ana matronic (above, left) will act in a scene alongside that wacky witch lady,tabitha (above, right), which is probably the most brilliant idea i’ve heard all year…

former posh spice victoria (aka mrs. david beckham) attended tomkat’s wedding this past weekend and - shock horror! - the bitch took advantage of the opportunity.

instead of taking her seat like a lady, victoria instead pretended like she was on the runway at fashion week. the dress isn’t hideous - well, other than that leather bow. but perhaps the most unforgivable aspect of her outfit is that outrageous hat. what is with those brits? is there some law requiring silly hats on special occasions?

a lot of gay men have a straight guy fantasy… hey, i’ve been there! and scissor sisters’ jake shears is no exception.

the saucy singer admitted he has a thing for dave berry, a british television presenter who happens to be dating sugababe heidi range. although the ‘babes covered adina howard’s “freak like me” a while back, i doubt heidi would let jake have his wish (even if she could watch, and if dave was fucked up enough to give it a try, and if jake wasn’t in a loving, committed relationship… ok, that’s a lot of ifs!).

anyway, here’s a photo of the happy, photogenic couple. i can sort of see what jake might see in him… i bet the accent is the clincher.

in a suprising turn of events, o.j. simpson has decided to come out of a relative seclusion for an exclusive interview on fox. why? you might ask. to promote his new book, if i did it, in which he “hypothesizes” what “might” have happened “if” he killed his wife and her friend.

wtf? why on earth would he want to drum this back up? and in the most tasteless, most disgustingly sensational way possible? even if he’s hurting for cash, which he must be… what a scumbag.

UPDATE: it looks like i wasn’t the only one who didn’t think this was a great idea, because the entire thing has now been scrapped.

i’m guessing she knows who gwen stefani is, but i’m not sure she’s jamming to “wind it up” when she gets ready for high tea.

regardless, the video for gwen’s new track is here… and it is of course very well done. going with the sound of music theme is no surprise, really, but it’s entertaining enough. as for the song, it has grown on me somewhat. and now that the promo clip is here, i might as well make it video of the week. (though i’m still not sure if i’d like this if anyone else had recorded it.)

on a side note, a friend of mine pointed out that parts of “wind it up” sound a bit like peaches, if you consider the bassline and gwen’s monotone delivery. strangely enough, i sort of agree. then again, i couldn’t imagine peaches yodeling with a striaght face.

i know i was happy to hear about britney wising up, but this news actually brought a tear to my eye… kylie minogue returned to the stage in sydney today for the first time being diagnosed with breast cancer last year.

this is the first of 20 concerts in australia, and you can tell she’s glad to be back on stage (look how happy she is in this photo!!). she’ll head to britain after that, and if god fulfill’s my wish, she will then come to the u.s. to perform in my backyard (or at least perhaps somewhere in new york city?).

also, since she’s got her strength back, perhaps we can expect some new material in the next year… pretty please?