TURN IT UP
a friend of mine submitted an old photo of me to this “celebrity look-alike” web site. the results are astonishingly twisted and hysterical…
i swear they somehow knew how much i loathe john mayer!! also, i think it’s intriguing how i can look like both chris noth, heidi klum, and the gay guy from westlife. haha!
the scissor sisters final u.k. show turned out to be a gay old time… even more than usual!
saucy songstress lily allen, who definitely has her share of queer fans, lived it up with jake shears after the performance. several others were also in attendance, including sir ian mckellan and popstar sophie ellis bextor (below with babydaddy), the “murder on the dancefloor” diva – who we’re excited to hear is currently finishing up work on her next album.
new single “land of a thousand words” is out in the u.k. next week, which makes me wonder which track is next. my vote’s for “i can’t decide”!! can’t get enough of it.
[photos via towleroad]
i keep hearing how i have to catch casino royale, the new 007 movie. lord knows i want to, but as you can tell from the recent lack of posts, life outside the blogosphere has been busy lately!!
speaking of bond, apparently daniel craig thinks future flicks in the series should include dick shots and gay trysts… or something like that! from what i gather (see photo), i can’t say i wouldn’t appreciate the gesture.
i don’t think poor britney realizes that paris hilton isn’t really a step up from k-fed. it’s obvious that they’re both doing this for the publicity, but i still think britney could find someone less ridiculous to get a shred of cred back. taking out those horrible extentions would help, too.
who should save her then? hmmm, timbaland seems to be able to turn around just about anybody’s career these days, and i hear he’s on board for her next project. but i think by the time britney gets it in gear, his time may be up. only time will tell.
the scissor sisters continue to gain stateside exposure in the most unconventional ways. they’ve already appeared on dancing with the stars, and now it has been announced that the band will make their soap opera debut on the most outrageous of daytime dramas, nbc’s passions. given the camp level of the band, this is a perfect match.
viewers will be treated with performances of “i don’t feel like dancing” and “land of a thousand words.” the best part, however, is that ana matronic (above, left) will act in a scene alongside that wacky witch lady,tabitha (above, right), which is probably the most brilliant idea i’ve heard all year…
former posh spice victoria (aka mrs. david beckham) attended tomkat’s wedding this past weekend and – shock horror! – the bitch took advantage of the opportunity.
instead of taking her seat like a lady, victoria instead pretended like she was on the runway at fashion week. the dress isn’t hideous – well, other than that leather bow. but perhaps the most unforgivable aspect of her outfit is that outrageous hat. what is with those brits? is there some law requiring silly hats on special occasions?