a skinny bitch is a confused bitch

katebosworth.jpgi don’t usually waste my time worrying about kate bosworth, but i really couldn’t pass up the chance to ridicule this very silly head-adornment.

but seriously! this has to be one of the most glaring what-was-she-thinking moments i’ve seen in the past few months. it looks like a spider’s just chillin’ on her forehead!

mo’nique, my favorite full-figured comedienne, is the one responsible for this post’s headline… and i’m certain she would break this bitch in half, at least metaphorically. “eat something, bitch,” she said on stage once. “it fucked up your thinkin’.”