the scissor sisters continue to gain stateside exposure in the most unconventional ways. they’ve already appeared on dancing with the stars, and now it has been announced that the band will make their soap opera debut on the most outrageous of daytime dramas, nbc’s passions. given the camp level of the band, this is a perfect match.

viewers will be treated with performances of “i don’t feel like dancing” and “land of a thousand words.” the best part, however, is that ana matronic (above, left) will act in a scene alongside that wacky witch lady,tabitha (above, right), which is probably the most brilliant idea i’ve heard all year…