according to fantasia barrino, a man in this attire could very well be what they call a “hood boy.” she loves these men so much she decided to sing a song about them.
my first reaction was laughter- like when she did that unintentionally hysterical shout out to single mothers, “baby mama.” surprisingly, this time she did quite well (listen to it on her myspace page). “hood boy” masterfully mixes the american idol’s retro-soul vocal stylings with an upbeat urban rhythm. it’s so good, in fact, that i’ve almost forgotten about the infamous vomit scene from her embarrassing lifetime biopic, life is not a fairytale. almost.
dangerous muse “the rejection”
here are a few i consider the most unabashedly atrocious. as there are far too many to choose from, these were picked at random…
this year, as my family began decorating our christmas tree, i noticed something was missing. we were enjoying ourselves – drinking wine and laughing at homemade ornaments from years gone by. suddenly, i realized what it was.
rachel ray – tolerable in small doses, perhaps, but i cannot cope with the massive exposure she’s receiving lately. as is the case with several of society’s ills, oprah is to blame.
real world: denver cast – come to think of it, are these kids ever endearing? only a few episodes in, and i already despise alex, who claims to be a “player” but is really just an asshole. also, this season’s token queer, davis, couldn’t be any more embarrassing (though he isn’t quite as horrible as key west’s tyler).
britney’s naughty bits – everyone’s favorite down-but-not-out divorcee might have trouble finding husband no. 3 (or even mr. right now) after multiple pics of her baby machine showed up all over the internet. the horror! the horror!