imagine a world in which this headline is splashed across the front page: “kevin federline, wife divorce”… it’s not only impossible to imagine, it’s also the funniest thing the onion has come up with all year.
the article jokes that k-fed is a huge celeb and his gold digging wife isn’t even worth mentioning by name. britney doesn’t even get half her face in the picture (at right) they include of the “superstar rapper.”
the whole thing is gloriously absurd, but the second paragraph of the story is probably the best:
“according to federline’s publicist, marilyn chang, the spouse, a 24-year-old entertainer who worked as a singer and foreground dancer at federline performances before wedding him in 2004, presented federline with divorce papers on nov. 7 citing irreconcilable differences.”
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