i was really rooting for drew barrymore and drummer fabrizio moretti, but after years of bliss they — no, i refuse to use “dunzo,” that shit is so annoying — they’ve reportedly parted ways. this of course means the hottest member of the strokes is suddenly available.
yes, my days of lusting after nick valensi have passed. these days he’s a living, breathing skeleton, and that’s just not hot.
but i digress. as for those lucky ladies in the big apple, now is your chance to bag this curly-haired cutie! if you’re feeling slutty, he’s definitely vulnerable. and probably horny. happy hunting!
also, what better time than now to add fab to the ¡viva la graham! hot rockstar club? welcome, dear. if you need a shoulder to cry on, you’re in good company.
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