shit don’t stink

adamlev.jpgmaroon 5 frontman adam levine certainly seems like he’s very pleased with himself. don’t you agree?

the most ironic part is that his band isn’t really that great. i admit to liking a few of thier songs (”harder to breathe” was actually much better than “this love”), but new single “makes me wonder” is hardly a classic (stream it at myspace).

it doesn’t help that he appears so over-confident in the music video; apparently boinking a few hollywood hos can go straight to one’s head. and get a load of the cocky lyrics in the the first verse: “struggle to memorize the way it felt between your thighs / the pleasure that made you cry.” but were those tears of pleasure or shame?

that being said, i’d totally let him touch me inappropriately. check out the photos after the jump and perhaps you’ll understand why.

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O - face?

 

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smug bastard