join the club

lindsayblonde.jpglindsay lohan got a d.u.i. late last night after crashing her car into a curb. she’s finally part of that exclusive hollywood club! the best part is that it wasn’t caused by another car or the paparazzi. she just ran off the road for apparently no reason.

some one tell me why famous people with shit-tons of cash don’t just hire a fucking driver to cart them around town. i mean, you know you’re going to be intoxicated (etc.)! why get behind the wheel and risk it? i just don’t understand it. and isn’t she still not of the legal drinking age?? none of the news outlets have really mentioned this. everyone must be so used to her being a lush by now that it’s not even worth reporting.

oh yeah, police are saying they found cocaine in the car as well, which only makes this story twice as juicy. not surprising in the least, but definitely more gossip-worthy. lindsay is definitely not having a good day.