guilty as charged

kennychesneyscene.jpgthe winner of the nashville scene’s annual “you are so nashville if…” contest is especially hysterical this year, though a certain flamboyant country star might not think so.

playing off the recent controversy surrounding free gay rags in grocery stores, one clever reader came up with this doozy:

“you are so nashville if you saw kenny chesney in a kroger reading out & about.”

scandalous! perhaps it’s been long enough that now renee zellweger can laugh about it. on second thought, perhaps not.