me-time

most blogs i read were quick to post the spoof about gays in the military, but i thought the onion did one better with this side-splitting faux-commentary from a busy working mother. click the headline to check out the entire editorial. and doesn’t her head shot make it even better?

The Onion

As A Working Mom, Its Hard To Find Time To Masturbate

As A Working Mom, It’s Hard To Find Time To Masturbate

 As a single mother of three with a full-time career, I’ve got a lot on my plate. Between making the children’s breakfast in the morning and making sure they brush their teeth at night, I hardly have any time to take care of myself…