¡viva la graham!

for those of you in the u.k., meet your new pet peeve (if they’re lucky)! for the rest of you, here’s a silly boyband you’ll probably never hear about again.

they’re called billiam. not sure why, but who cares when they can be coaxed into posing for photos like this one. i found this on popjustice under the headline: “gay porn or new boyband?” and that pretty much sums it up, though they stop short of publicly declaring their passion for barebacking.

billiam’s music is just as you’d expect: euro-trash techno with deceptively heterosexual lyrics. they have a song called “boyz text girlz” for fuck’s sake. lord knows the one with his bits in his fist has been in the middle of a sausage sandwich.