going out on a limb

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i meant to write about this monstrosity the other day, but somehow it slipped through the cracks.

so here’s jennifer connelly at the premiere to her new flick reservation road. it’s probably another snoozer, so jen tried to liven things up with this blinding dress and equally hideous heels. god bless her!

i don’t know what to say really. the pattern, the stitching, the puffy shoulders. my lord! would anyone look good in that? gwen stefani wouldn’t go near it. even bai ling would think twice before trying it on.

on another note, jennifer needs to eat something. she’s looking hungry, which might explain her lapse in judgement. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: a skinny bitch is a confused bitch!!

[image via dlisted]