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    Proper Rock Stars Prefer the Tease


    2008 - 03.29

    elsonwhite.jpgLeave those skanky strip joints to the amateurs!  Members of The Raconteurs, including Jack White and his supermodel wife Karen Elson, were spotted last night in Nashville at the crowded Music City Burlesque show at The Belcourt Theatre. The famous pair arrived ten minutes late to the titillating tease-a-thon, strolling down the aisle to reserved seats in the second row.

    Jack White looked at me,” my bartender friend told me, her eyes widening, when I asked if she had noticed him walk past. In a city of jaded hipsters, White is one of the only celebrities that can elicit such unabashed awe. I should also mention that Elson is absolutely stunning in person. Well done, Jack.

    The Raconteurs brand new album, Consolers of the Lonely, is out now.

    Spared the Wrath of Diddy


    2008 - 03.29

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    Girl group Danity Kane have reason to celebrate this week. Their sophomore effort, Welcome to the Dollhouse, is the number one album in the U.S. Yes, in America, there will always be a place for packs of scantily-clad ladies on the charts (and I actually like these hot sluts more than those pesky Pussycat Dolls).

    The pop stars also see that disc’s debut single, “Damaged,” score a big jump up to no. 27 on the Hot 100 in only its second week. Here’s that video I was waiting so patiently for:

    Not what I expected, but I like it.

    Kylie Set to Storm U.S.?


    2008 - 03.14

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    After releasing three different singles to various markets around the globe, Kylie’s U.S. record label, Capitol, decided to go with a completely new track for the North American market.

    With its laid-back R&B flavor, “All I See” is tailor-made for U.S. radio, and if the song’s early success in Canada is any indication, Kylie could have another hit on her hands. “All I See” doesn’t have a video yet, and as far as I know one hasn’t been shot, but hopefully that will change. You can, however, download the single from the U.S. iTunes store here — and request it at your local station now!

    The fact that 4 tracks have hit radio should tell you something about Kylie’s diverse new album, X (due in the U.S. April 1) — it’s fucking fantastic!

    Thank You, Kenneth the Page


    2008 - 03.06

    In case you haven’t already seen it, here’s the video for Mariah Carey’s steamy new single “Touch My Body.” Whoever decided to forgo the anticipated slutty bedroom clip for something light and comical should be commended. Featuring 30 Rock’s Jack McBrayer as a smitten computer geek was also a stroke of genius.

    In other Mimi news, she is not calling her album That Chick as I previously posted. It will be called e=mc2 instead. I’m scratching my head, too, but I’m sure Mariah has her reasons (which we’ll all hear about as the album launch approaches).

    Ass Cake


    2008 - 03.06

    I had been thinking about abandoning this blog — I really don’t have time to keep up with it daily — but this photo reminded me how much I enjoy sharing a bit of entertainment and humor…

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    Here’s Nelly taking a time-out from rapping to celebrate the 5 year anniversary of Apple Bottom Jeans, which sort of explains why he’s drooling over an ass confection (no doubt a chocolate cake).

    What else can I say? The fireworks are a nice touch. Candles are for pussies! Later on I’m sure Nelly claimed a piece of the crack.


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