The Onion did an amusing piece the other day about a sports bar “coming out.” The fake news article is full of stereotypes — like “Madonna always playing on the jukebox” — but the best joke comes in the last paragraph.
“Goddamn gay bars taking over everything,” former patron Dennis Averill said upon hearing the news. “All I want is a normal bar where I can get a beer, watch the game, hang out with no one but men, and maybe get jerked off by a 19-year-old twink in a Dolce & Gabbana tank top before last call. Is that so much to ask?”
On a side note, I apologize for the extended hiatus. I suppose I wasn’t so inspired recently. Hopefully that has passed. :-)
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