The fake news geniuses at The Onion have done it again with this hysterical parody of radical conservatives against gay marriage. Their worry in this scathing segment? Gay men and women could undergo “quick, simple” gender reassignment surgeries to get around the current same-sex marriage bans. I know all of the fags out there just clutched their peens in protest, but considering how clueless some of the crazies seem to be, this doesn’t seem that far-fetched. Ok, maybe it does!!
The outrageous picket signs might be my favorite part…
