¡viva la graham!

even if the election doesn’t turn out the way we want, at least britney spears has given us a little bit of hope today, as she (finally!) filed for divorce from kevin federline.

the news comes just one day after she turned up on letterman showing off a newly-svelte physique. i guess britney’s serious about making a comeback - and making k-fed jealous. surely a smokin’ hot bod is the best way to do both. welcome back, brit!

it was announced today that britney will finally return to work after the birth of her first child, sean preston, just a few months ago. in a surprising move, she will not be releasing a new record - instead she will be a guest star on will & grace.

the appearance is sure to please her massive gay fanbase - especially sean hayes. it seems there’s just one thing standing in the way of success: her fat ass! cut out a few carbs, sweetheart… and remember, you don’t have nearly as much work ahead of you as janet jackson.

the break-up rumors keep getting worse for britney and kevin. considering how much recent tabloid gossip has turned out to be true, everyone’s crossing their fingers that britney and kevin are headed for a split. what’s the longest a marriage can last before an annulment is no longer an option?

i’m intrigued by how many couples have been calling it quits in the past month. nicole richie just dumped her dj. jessica simpson got bored with nick. even nobodies like kimberly stewart and that laguna beach tool are jumping on the bandwagon. what’s going on? is it the time of year? is it all just business? or is everyone in hollywood just too horny for monogamy?

also, sorry i’ve been mia. i’ve been in hibernation after my raucous birthday celebration. you should have been there!