¡viva la graham!

just when you thought it couldn’t get any gayer…

i thought i’d follow up my mostly-naked guys post with a fag-tastic dose of christina aguilera… here’s the sassy clip for her very retro new single, “candyman.” i know pretty much everyone on the planet thinks this song is annoying, but i kinda like it.

…like scott storch scorned!*

christina aguilera allegedly dissed the super-producer on “f.u.s.s.,” a track off her fab new album, back to basics. not one to take criticism lightly, storch told in touch weekly, “i worked on half of her last cd and sold her millions of copies. obviously, she cares more than i do that i didn’t do this album. but i can’t blame her, with an album full of fillers, oversinging and lame vegas-like cabaret music. you should fire your management for letting me slip through your fingers.”

storch has a good track record, i’ll give him that, but he’s giving himself way too much credit here. even people who don’t really like christina admit that she’s got loads of talent. scott storch, on the other hand, has lately been reduced to working with paris hilton and brooke hogan. i’m quite sure our favorite dirrrty girl will have the last laugh with this one.

[photo via hollywood rag]

*i couldn’t bear to post his hideous mug on here… you’re welcome.

i was hoping it would happen… and it has. christina aguilera’s brand new single has leaked onto the internet, and while it’s not quite what i expected, i predict big things for “ain’t no other man.” of course the blogosphere is abuzz with this news, and since i’m a fan, i had to join the fray.what’s most impressive to me is how christina keeps on keepin’ on. when “genie in a bottle” helped her break through 7 years ago (wow!), everyone thought she was the poor man’s britney. my how the tables have turned!

that said, when you hear the vocals on “ain’t no other man,” how could we ever have questioned the longevity mrs. bratman in the first place? the song is smokin’ and i can’t wait to see her perform it live next thursday on the mtv movie awards.

as of now, you can still nab the track over at spine magazine. check it out. and let me know what you think! christina’s new disc, back to basics, comes out in august.