¡viva la graham!

you know when you really don’t want to like something, because you fear you might lose all self-respect? then you gradually break down, and you have that moment where you give in, finally accepting that you now love what you once loathed. well that happened to me recently.

i was able to resist the temptations of the pussycat dolls when they released “don’t cha.” perhaps it was the track’s club trash appeal, or maybe i just wasn’t impressed by their sub-standard spice girls charm.

and then came “stickwitu.” despite my better judgement, it got under my skin. i know that it’s contrived and cliched. plus these girls will likely disappear within the next few months. but that damn song got me - and there’s no turning back.

i’ll likely regret this confession some time soon.

everyone has their guilty pleasures. most of mine involve vh1’s celebreality. i know it isn’t pretty, but at least i can admit i have a problem.

as you can probably imagine, i was happy to learn that my fair brady is coming back for a second season. i know that adrianne curry is an attention-starved d-lister - but for some reason (and i can’t explain why), i think she is awesome. i can’t honestly say the same for christopher knight. in fact, he kinda reminds me of my biological father. but it makes for deliciously horrible television, and apparently season two is going to include the nuptials of these two reality tv whores. hurrah!

this comes straight from page six (via socialite’s life, which is where i saw this fantastic photo), so i’m not sure how true it is. even if it’s complete rubbish, it’s still absolutely hysterical.

we all know mariah carey crashed and burned with glitter, and while it may be true that she has triumphantly returned to the top of the pops, the bitch is still crazy. that’s why i love her!

apparently, mariah recently decided it was time to give something back. maybe she felt guilty for robbing her fans by reissuing her latest album (the emancipation of mimi)… or maybe she’s just trying to shed that pesky “diva” label (why won’t those rumors just go away?). whatever the reason, she decided to donate a handful of fur coats… to the homeless! she’s such a humanitarian, don’t you agree!?

i wonder just what the recipients will do with their glamorous new gift. will they pawn it for cash or will they use it to cover up and strut down fifth avenue belting out “we belong together”? mariah is surely hoping for the latter.