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I had been thinking about abandoning this blog — I really don’t have time to keep up with it daily — but this photo reminded me how much I enjoy sharing a bit of entertainment and humor…

Here’s Nelly taking a time-out from rapping to celebrate the 5 year anniversary of Apple Bottom Jeans, which sort of explains why he’s drooling over an ass confection (no doubt a chocolate cake).

What else can I say? The fireworks are a nice touch. Candles are for pussies! Later on I’m sure Nelly claimed a piece of the crack.

this priceless photo accompanied a brilliant comedy piece from the onion with this headline: 14 american apparel models freed in daring midnight raid

i am not a fan of their advertisements. in fact i think they’re almost always borderline smutty and poorly conceived. and those hipster models! the fictitious fbi agent in the article sums it up best when he says, “i’ll never forget those hollow, emotionless eyes.” i wonder if the pretentious young things that work at american apparel will have a sense of humor about this.

nothing beats a low-budget drag queen spoof, and lady-dude britney houston takes the crown with her revamp of rihanna’s ubiquitous “umbrella” video. ms. houston calls herself the pop parody princess of youtube, and after watching this clip, i must say i agree. i have two favorite parts: when she’s vacuuming in the maid’s outfit and when she’s curled up in rather uncomfortable positions in that ineffective nude suit.

if you like what you see here, you must watch her rendition of lil’ mama’s “lip gloss.” i love that the people leaving comments are debating whether or not britney houston is a tranny. not that lil’ mama is the most feminine pop star on the planet.

most blogs i read were quick to post the spoof about gays in the military, but i thought the onion did one better with this side-splitting faux-commentary from a busy working mother. click the headline to check out the entire editorial. and doesn’t her head shot make it even better?

As A Working Mom, It’s Hard To Find Time To Masturbate

 As a single mother of three with a full-time career, I’ve got a lot on my plate. Between making the children’s breakfast in the morning and making sure they brush their teeth at night, I hardly have any time to take care of myself…

it takes a truly bold soul to approach a group of protesters and hold up such a sign, but this priceless photo was definitely worth the potential beat-down. i don’t know if i could have done it, so i salute the guy in this picture. why didn’t anyone think of this sooner?

[via queerty]

this picture is so wrong, but at the same time, hysterically funny. it accompanied a fictional story from the onion alongside the headline, “small town holds annual gay shame parade.”

the article isn’t nearly as fabulous as this over the top photo, but it’s still worth a look if you’ve got a john waters sense of humor. the sad part of it all: if small towns could get away with this kind of shit, some of them would surely try.

the winner of the nashville scene’s annual “you are so nashville if…” contest is especially hysterical this year, though a certain flamboyant country star might not think so.

playing off the recent controversy surrounding free gay rags in grocery stores, one clever reader came up with this doozy:

“you are so nashville if you saw kenny chesney in a kroger reading out & about.”

scandalous! perhaps it’s been long enough that now renee zellweger can laugh about it. on second thought, perhaps not.

perhaps i’m in the minority, but i can’t help but wonder why the world must be informed about the status of the president’s colon. sure, it’s important that the leader of our nation (like it or not) is alert and able to make important (if misguided) decisions at any time… but at the same time i can’t help but giggle (immaturely) at headlines like the one over at cnn.com: “doctors find no cancer in bush’s colon.”

whew, i really was worried about dubya’s poop chute, i’m so glad everything is a-ok! and damn, all the fuss really makes it seem like he accomplished something by simply not getting ass-cancer. well done, i guess.

while in san diego, a good friend of mine turned me onto a quirky bbc comedy called the mighty boosh. it focuses on an amusing pair named vince (pictured, left) and howard, whose wacky adventures involve outlandish situations and musical interludes. the storylines tend to ignore all logic and continuity, and the characters are usually so ridiculous (trust me!) that you must be willing to suspend all disbelief.

it isn’t for everyone, but if you appreciate left-field british humor, give it a look. though the program is usually quite strange, it is almost always hilarious (especially with repeat viewings). you might just get hooked.

here’s the first part of a silly-yet-clever second-series episode called “nanageddon,” in which vince goes goth and unleashes a tribe of villainous grannies on an unsuspecting london.

you can also watch part 2 and part 3 on youtube.

here’s an alternate version of holly valance’s “kiss kiss,” a random dance-pop song that was a big hit in australia and the u.k. in 2002. why am i posting it just now? well, let’s just say this re-working is absolutely fantastic, but at the same time completely juvenile. if we share a similar sense of humor, i promise you will be moved to tears.

[via omg blog via feyfriends]