¡viva la graham!

Remember when Mean Girls came out and Lindsay Lohan could do no wrong? What a difference four years and a lot of drugs makes. Check out this picture of Lindsay with some random chicks modeling her line of leggings (yes, you read that correctly). The best/worst part? The girl on the left has kneepads on hers! I think Dlisted said it best:

“Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she’s in a jam. When you’re in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don’t have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard to put down to protect your knees. She is a genius! I’m sure there’s secret pockets in her leggings to hide a coke baggie, the morning after pill and a tube of KY.”

PS. Why is one kneepad so much higher than the other?!?

or so she says, though i don’t think anyone is buying it.

if you were in a cave yesterday, or perhaps stuck at a job with no internet connection (they exist!), you might not know that lindsay lohan was arrested (again) for a dui and this time they found cocaine in her pocket as well. that’s her mug shot of course.

one might think that this would be the time for a “no comment.” while lindsay’s rep is sticking to that line, access hollywood’s *charming* billy bush got an e-mail from the distressed (and out on bond) starlet insisting that she is innocent.

“i did not do drugs they’re not mine,” she wrote. oh, come on!! the old “i was holding it for my friend” excuse only works the first time. how many times is she going to have to eat her own words??

just a few days after her d.u.i. charges, lindsay lohan was snapped by photographers after another wild night. she’s definitely not looking her best here, but at least she’s not driving this time, right? haha!

i wonder what it must have been like for her friend here, dj samantha ronson. she’s desperately trying to revive her girlfriend (!) because she’s knows this is going to end up in all the tabloids. of course, lindsay headed back to rehab the day after this was taken.

[via x17]

lindsay lohan got a d.u.i. late last night after crashing her car into a curb. she’s finally part of that exclusive hollywood club! the best part is that it wasn’t caused by another car or the paparazzi. she just ran off the road for apparently no reason.

some one tell me why famous people with shit-tons of cash don’t just hire a fucking driver to cart them around town. i mean, you know you’re going to be intoxicated (etc.)! why get behind the wheel and risk it? i just don’t understand it. and isn’t she still not of the legal drinking age?? none of the news outlets have really mentioned this. everyone must be so used to her being a lush by now that it’s not even worth reporting.

oh yeah, police are saying they found cocaine in the car as well, which only makes this story twice as juicy. not surprising in the least, but definitely more gossip-worthy. lindsay is definitely not having a good day.

robbie williams needs to get the fuck out of los angeles. i’m not sure what he had to discuss (other than rehab) with lindsay lohan, since she’s a good ten years younger than him, but here they are at the premiere of showtime’s the tudors last night.

maybe they’re sticking together to stay sober, i’m not sure (yeah right), but something tells me lindsay is not off the wagon for good. robbie, be careful! don’t do anything you’ll regret in the morning… and if you do, make sure you go to the doctor immediately. lord knows where that skank has been.

[photo via dlisted]

when lindsay lohan visited nyc club dark room recently (with kate moss, no less!), she allegedly decided to leave her mark in one of the bathroom stalls. of course, lindsay didn’t write something simple like “i was here” or even a dirty joke or poem.

instead, here’s what she came up with. “scarlett is a bloody cunt.” after signing with an L, she added, “peace and love [mother?] fucker.” not very respectable!

she must have been having a bad day… or more likely she was really really fucked up (like i said, she was with kate moss!).

(via gawker)

i just saw the new lindsay lohan video for “confessions of a broken heart” on mtv (they actually play videos if you’re up at 7 a.m.!), and i don’t really know where to start. as far as the song goes, the lyrics could be better, but it’s catchy enough. i doubt it will be a hit outside the trl set, though.

what i really want to know is why la lohan chose to write about her father’s abusive tendencies. i mean, she keeps singing about her personal life and then she wonders why the papparazi keep stalking her. hmmm… maybe it’s because they see you exploiting your own private life, and they think they might as well get it on the action. ever think of that, muffin?

head over to lindsay’s official site if you want to see the clip for yourself. have a box of tissues handy, it’s a real tear-jerker!