¡viva la graham!

Remember when Mean Girls came out and Lindsay Lohan could do no wrong? What a difference four years and a lot of drugs makes. Check out this picture of Lindsay with some random chicks modeling her line of leggings (yes, you read that correctly). The best/worst part? The girl on the left has kneepads on hers! I think Dlisted said it best:

“Built-in knee pads can really help a true slut out when she’s in a jam. When you’re in the back alley, about to blow some cock for an 8-ball, you don’t have to worry about looking for a piece of cardboard to put down to protect your knees. She is a genius! I’m sure there’s secret pockets in her leggings to hide a coke baggie, the morning after pill and a tube of KY.”

PS. Why is one kneepad so much higher than the other?!?

or so she says, though i don’t think anyone is buying it.

if you were in a cave yesterday, or perhaps stuck at a job with no internet connection (they exist!), you might not know that lindsay lohan was arrested (again) for a dui and this time they found cocaine in her pocket as well. that’s her mug shot of course.

one might think that this would be the time for a “no comment.” while lindsay’s rep is sticking to that line, access hollywood’s *charming* billy bush got an e-mail from the distressed (and out on bond) starlet insisting that she is innocent.

“i did not do drugs they’re not mine,” she wrote. oh, come on!! the old “i was holding it for my friend” excuse only works the first time. how many times is she going to have to eat her own words??

just a few days after her d.u.i. charges, lindsay lohan was snapped by photographers after another wild night. she’s definitely not looking her best here, but at least she’s not driving this time, right? haha!

i wonder what it must have been like for her friend here, dj samantha ronson. she’s desperately trying to revive her girlfriend (!) because she’s knows this is going to end up in all the tabloids. of course, lindsay headed back to rehab the day after this was taken.

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robbie williams needs to get the fuck out of los angeles. i’m not sure what he had to discuss (other than rehab) with lindsay lohan, since she’s a good ten years younger than him, but here they are at the premiere of showtime’s the tudors last night.

maybe they’re sticking together to stay sober, i’m not sure (yeah right), but something tells me lindsay is not off the wagon for good. robbie, be careful! don’t do anything you’ll regret in the morning… and if you do, make sure you go to the doctor immediately. lord knows where that skank has been.

[photo via dlisted]