¡viva la graham!

for those of you in the u.k., meet your new pet peeve (if they’re lucky)! for the rest of you, here’s a silly boyband you’ll probably never hear about again.

they’re called billiam. not sure why, but who cares when they can be coaxed into posing for photos like this one. i found this on popjustice under the headline: “gay porn or new boyband?” and that pretty much sums it up, though they stop short of publicly declaring their passion for barebacking.

billiam’s music is just as you’d expect: euro-trash techno with deceptively heterosexual lyrics. they have a song called “boyz text girlz” for fuck’s sake. lord knows the one with his bits in his fist has been in the middle of a sausage sandwich.

many of you were probably wondering when identical gay twins jacob & joshua (singing duo from the logo reality show nemesis rising) would strip down and take some nude photos together. well today is your lucky day.

the brothers appear in a flesh-filled spread in the september issue of british gay mag axm alongside several other musicians, actors, athletes and models. somehow it’s for charity, but i doubt that’s the main draw!

if you’re a fan of jacob & josh’s tunes, their album came out a few months ago and they’ve got a gig at a gay pride event in pueblo, colorado, on saturday (they have pride there? good for them!).

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i know some people like them large and in charge, but i’m not sure this was necessary.

super-lesbo beth ditto graces the cover of british indie rag nme this week. her band, the gossip, have taken off in the u.k. even though they’ve not really broken through in the states (unless you count gay channel logo among mainstream media).

i know her whole big-is-beautiful schtick is supposed to be empowering, but couldn’t she remain liberated in a dress or a lovely pantsuit? i’m not trying to be insensitive! i don’t want to see anyone else’s double d’s, either.

more power to her, i suppose. i would never have the courage to do anything like this.

there’s no turning back now, so beth better get ready to field some offers. you know hustler is going to come calling! yikes, methinks a view of this from the front could cause permanent damage.

atlanta indie group the black lips go the extra mile for their live performances. random acts of nudity are a common occurence (more on that later), and sometimes the guys even makeout with each other during guitar solos. totally hot, i know.

the most notorious exhibitionist of the group is guitarist and vocalist cole alexander, who performed an entire show at atlanta’s criminal records in his tighty-whiteys and cowboy boots. i’m not sure if that particular show involved any man-on-man action…

this is all fine and good, you say, but is the band actually any good? well, they’re not my cup of tea, to tell you the truth. but i’ll definitely be in attendance next time they pass through nashvegas. how could i not? if you also like what you see, check out a few more pics, including the obligatory cock shot, after the jump.

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as i mentioned last week, i was finally getting a chance to watch john cameron mitchell’s shortbus. i enjoyed it for the most part, despite the morose plot twists surrounding adorable gay couple jamie + james (pictured, left, with new boy toy ceth). my absolute favorite character was severin, the unhappy dominatrix with the unfortunately hysterical given name…

there were some really hot scenes in the film, as you might have heard. and since i couldn’t find any screencaps on the ‘net, i decided to grab a few of my own. they aren’t the best quality ever, but they just might get you off. obviously, nsfw!

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kevin barnes, of montreal’s sexually-ambiguous lead singer, totally wants to be david bowie circa 1971. despite the shameless mimicry, i must say the glam suits him; he definitely looks better than tranny-licious davey havok (the fact that kevin’s actually talented helps as well)…

his band is currently on tour in support of their new album, hissing fauna, are you the destroyer?, and it turns out that kevin has been showing audiences the goods during the live performances. it might merely be a way to raise his profile, but hey, he’s got my attention! check out the dirty pics after the jump. i’d say it’s time to induct him into the hot rockstar club… don’t you agree?

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as you can see above, former child star danny pintauro grew up to be a handsome man. i’m not sure what’s been happening with him lately, but things aren’t looking up…

it turns out danny posted a profile on “dating” site manhunt, which isn’t really noteworthy in and of itself… until you notice that he describes himself as “obedient” (!) and then peruse the alarmingly candid photos.

yes, danny’s looking a little rough these days (note to self: do not bust out the digital camera after a serious bender). and he decided to share some dirty pictures, which you can of course peruse after the jump… all i know is that angela would not approve of this behavior.

[via !!! omg blog !!!]

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there’s a bit of a modelizer in all of us. for me, it seems i’m most fond of former models who join bands (it happens more often than you think). case in point: ned brower, the studly drummer for rooney.

i’ve actually seen these guys in concert before, but i somehow never noticed the hottie on the skins. then, by accident, i stumbled across some old pictures of ned in his pre-rockstar days. he was in disguise, with bleached and straightened hair. either way, in my humble opinion, he’s very sexy… which means, of course, he’s the newest member of the ¡viva la graham! hot rockstar club.

oh yeah, those pics i came across, they’re totally r-rated. yes, ma’am! check out the “artistic” nudes of mr. brower after the jump. obviously, nsfw.

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pete wentz, last week’s ¡viva la graham! hot rocker, needs to be a little more careful with his private photo collection. pictures of the fall out boy bassist exposing his penis have suddenly surfaced - and blog gossip is saying that they were vengefully spread around the ‘net after pete tried to steal (or probably just sleep with) his friend’s girlfriend.

truthfully, these photos aren’t terribly flattering… i mean, they were taken in the bathroom like they were originally intended for his myspace page! then again, regardless of their quality, i’m glad we all get to see that pete’s got the goods. check them out after the jump (nsfw).

[jossip via a socialite’s life]

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