¡viva la graham!

i know most of you love pete wentz, so here’s the money shot from the new issue of blender. the quote on the front of the mag reads, “i’m pretty much half-gay,” a thinly-veiled marketing ploy for an article which ultimately lacks any queer revelations.

the issue also features a cover story on kelly clarkson (clearly a fag & lezzie fave), so that remark could refer to the issue as a whole… i bought the damn thing, so their plan clearly worked. d’oh!

on a side note, cheers to “janine” for graciously scanning the above photo — and then defacing it with that useless tag.

ok, so i know ashlee simpson is kind of a joke. but i still totally loved “boyfriend” though i might not admit it in public.

anyway, so the what-the-fuck news of the day is that ashlee is collaborating with the cure on her new album. i’m guessing it’ll be something in the vein of “friday i’m in love.” in ashlee’s dreams!

they say fall out boy’s pete wentz had something to do with the pairing, though he refuses to accept any blame. am i the only one who thinks that this is insane? is robert smith that hard up for cash?

you don’t really have to imagine, really. i mean, we’ve all seen it before.

anyway, in the new issue of blender pete wentz admits he isn’t against some homo tonsil hockey. the reporter asked, “so, make-out king, you’ve kissed boys?” pete replied, “i have. anybody above the waist is fair game.”

oh, come on! if you’re cool with some smoochin’, what’s to stop you from heading downtown? methinks there’s more to this story than he’s letting on.

here’s the second photo in what is apparently a homoerotic series from fall out boy pete wentz. last week i posted a pic of him getting affectionate with cobra starship’s gabe saporta. here he is at a recent rolling stone soiree showing some love to hitmaker/rockstar butch walker, who i’ve actually been meaning to feature on ¡viva la graham! for a while…

only time will tell who pete wentz seduces next. maybe he’ll make nice with brandon flowers and they’ll “pretend” to make out on the red carpet. dare to dream.

these days, everyone seems to be bisexual - or at least bi-curious - especially the new breed of upstart rockstars.

here’s a prime example. check out this campy-yet-sexy shot of cobra starship’s gabe saporta and fall out boy’s pete wentz. sure, they’re just mugging for the camera… but they both seem very comfortable, don’t they? it makes you wonder what happened when they put the camera away.

i’m sure you remember pete wentz, the hot rocker best known in the blogosphere for some revealing self-portraits leaked onto the internet a few months back. well, it turns out my favorite fall out boy isn’t just an exhibitionist. he is also a friend of the gays - and he’s not afraid to say so.

pete spoke out against all types of hate at a recent concert - including homophobia - and some uptight right-wing mom complained. his response was nothing short of inspiring. “the only thing we consider unacceptable is for you to engage in sexist, racist or homophobic behavior… [our show] is not a liberal homosexual rally, but at the same time, it will never be a ku klux klan rally. we don’t need to sell tickets that badly.”

it’s always nice to have a level-headed, outspoken straight dude in your court. well done, pete. i wish there were more boys out there like you.

pete wentz, last week’s ¡viva la graham! hot rocker, needs to be a little more careful with his private photo collection. pictures of the fall out boy bassist exposing his penis have suddenly surfaced - and blog gossip is saying that they were vengefully spread around the ‘net after pete tried to steal (or probably just sleep with) his friend’s girlfriend.

truthfully, these photos aren’t terribly flattering… i mean, they were taken in the bathroom like they were originally intended for his myspace page! then again, regardless of their quality, i’m glad we all get to see that pete’s got the goods. check them out after the jump (nsfw).

[jossip via a socialite’s life]

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he might not be the frontman of fall out boy, but bassist and lyricist pete wentz is definitely the brains of the indie outfit. his musical talents, combined with his undeniable good looks, help him clinch the title of this week’s hot rocker.

i realized today that i’ve only been choosing brunette boys when featuring my favorite rock stars. upon further consideration, i found it hard to think of any notable blondes or red-heads. why is that?