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    Richard Ashcroft’s Bittersweet Return


    2010 - 01.19

    Richard Ashcroft, the lanky former frontman for The Verve, has a new band called United Nations of Sound. Although he peaked early commercially with the brilliant “Bittersweet Symphony,” the moody Brit proved on subsequent solo efforts like Alone with Everybody that his innate talent would extend his career far beyond the success of Urban Hymns.

    That’s what makes new single “Are You Ready?” so unfortunate. Although the track is pleasant enough, ultimately it offers nothing new or surprising. And the video, which you can view here (embedding disabled), comes off as a generic football advert without a trace of the soul or grit that made the Ashcroft so appealing in the first place. Hopefully there’s more to this new project than what we see here.

    natural beauty


    2007 - 05.17

    liza.jpg

    oh good gracious. i know liza minelli is like sixty years old, but this photo of her without make-up is frightening. it looks like she was trying to hide under that hat, but somebody spotted her and asked for an autograph. the look on her face totally says “busted.” hopefully she’ll learn from this mistake.

    [image via dlisted]

    possible explanation


    2007 - 05.09

    amywinehouse.jpgapparently there’s a reason why amy winehouse doesn’t smile in her press photos. before now i just thought it was because she was trying to project a tough-girl image. you know, since her songs are often about strong women or refusing to go to rehab, etc.

    as her songs also say, ms. winehouse has a taste for tanqueray, stella, and countless other alcoholic beverages. and it turns out her penchant for overdoing it in the booze department might have contributed to that mysterious close-mouthed look she’s been working. i knew she had taken a tumble or two, but apparently a few of her teeth have been offered up to the party gods as penance for bad behavior.

    yes, amy’s missing a few. and it sure ain’t pretty…

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    i’m not sure when this was taken, but damn! if she hasn’t already taken care of this, she really needs to asap. it looks like she’s sporting one of those fake plastic sets of redneck chompers you can buy at tacky gift shops. definitely not hot.

    [photo via faded youth]

    beer nuts


    2007 - 05.01

    here’s bruce willis being interviewed courtside at a nets game with some random kid. they are obviously tipsy, so of course this short clip is full of fun.

    i’m not sure what part i like best: when bruce disses cybil shepard, when he curses in character, or when the reporter introduces him as bruce “wilson.” no joke!!

    stylist’s day off


    2007 - 04.24

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    let’s examine these candid photos of mischa barton and britney spears, as they obviously did not consult a professional or even a mirror before stepping out of their front door.

    firstly, mischa has never looked so ridiculously frumpy. if i didn’t dislike her so much, i’d probably give her snaps for being contrary, but since i do actually despise her, i can’t resist saying that she looks like one of mackenzie phillips’ style-challenged friends circa one day at a time.

    and then there’s britney! her tummy is looking admirably taut in these most recent pics, but i find fault with this look. that pink top belongs on a slutty sixth-grader! i know she wants to make k-fed regret his past mistakes, but right here she just appears desperate.

    [images via people]

    glamorous


    2007 - 04.19

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    how could i forget about this? here’s my best bud kellie pickler trashing up the cmt awards on monday night. she should have called me, actually, because i never would have let her turn up looking like this! i mean, what’s up with the fake braid and the teased mess around back? yikes. she must have lost my phone number… i suppose the dress isn’t that hideous. at least it accentuates the positive, if you know what i mean.

    i wonder if carrie underwood even said hello. i bet she hauled ass to her private dressing room the second she saw kellie coming down the red carpet.

    [photos via dlisted]


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